- one toe and one knee and they call her Toni
- a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
- a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
- a wooden leg with branches.
- hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
- no fingers and talking about wanting to be with the Pointer sisters
- one ear, saying she wants to hear both sides of the story
- one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO
- snakeskin teeth.
- so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
- so many rings around her belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
- so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
- three fingers and a banjo.
- three teeth - one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
- two wooden legs and one is one backward.
- 10 fingers - all on the same hand.
- 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
- a 'fro with warning lights.
- a short leg and walks in circles.
- so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
- a head so small, she uses a teabag for a pillow.
- one leg shorter than the other and they call her Hip-Hop.
- one leg and telling everyone to get off on the right foot.
- one leg and a bicycle.
- one hand and a Clapper.
- no fingers and a banjo.
- no ears, but she still says, "I hear ya!".
- green hair and thinks she's a tree.
- a bald head with a part and sideburns.
- no neck and they call her Head and Shoulders.
- only two fingers and she's asking people to "gimme five".
- an afro with a chinstrap.
- one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
- one short leg and walks in circles.
- one short arm and can't applaud.
- everything a man can want: muscles, a big chest, and a beard.
Yo Mama Jokes
Copyright © 2005-2007 Brandon Amedee
