- so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
- so dark she spits chocolate milk!
- so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
- from eating her fingers.
- so dark when people refer to Darkness coming in the future they refer to her next visit.
- so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa"
- so bald, when she put on a turtleneck, everyone thought she was a roll-on deoderant! (from heyran E)
- so bald, you can see what's on her mind.
- so dull, her imaginary friend played with other kids!
- so greasy, Texaco went to her for oil
- butt so big, she's got more crack than Harlem!
- butt so big, when her hemorroids got inflamed, the doctor called the Fire Department.
- butt so big, she's taller when she sits down.
- so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
- so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
- so hairy, she's got a gotee growin' around her belly button.
- nose so big, she picks it with a boxing glove.
- nose so big, you can go bowling with her boogers.
- nosehairs so long, she can have them braided.
- armpits so hairy, she looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
- feet so big, they need license plates.
- house so small, the welcome mat just says wel
- house so small, I had to go outside to change my mind.
- house so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
- house so small, I threw a rock through your window and it hit everybody.
- house so small, the front and back doors are on the same hinge.
- house is so dirty, the roaches ride around in dune-buggies.
- house so dirty, I have to wipe my feet before I go outside.
- house must be made of toilet paper, cause your whole family's full of crap.
- ears so big, she can't hold cigarettes behind them.
- ears so big, she gets satellite reception.
- teeth so brown, she spits YOO-HOO.
- teeth so bad, her dentures' got cavities.
- teeth so bad, when she smiles they look like Indian Corn.
- teeth are so yellow when she smiled Dorthy found OZ
- teeth are so yellow, that they sing, "Mooove over butter."
- teeth so yellow, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
- teeth so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
- teeth so yellow, she'd put the sun out of business.
- teeth so yellow, you never needed a crayon to color the sun.
- teeth so yellow, when she smiles, people start singing, "I got sunshine, on a cloudy day...".
- breath so bad, she uses Glade as a breath freshener
- breath so bad, when she yawns, her teeth yell, "DUCK!"
- breath so bad, when she stuck out her tougue, it was on a stretcher.
- breath so bad, her gums went on strike.
- breath so bad, she needs a Tic Tac with batteries in it.
- breath so bad, people look forward to her farts.
- lips so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray.
- twice the man you are.
- strong, then again, smell ain't everything.
- arms so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
- missing a finger and can't count past nine.
- in a wheelchair, screaming, "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS!"
- house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat & a cockroach stole my wallet
- house is so nasty, even the cockroaches wear slippers
- nose is so big, we use her boogers as basketballs
- feet are so big, Bozo be envious
- DJ for the Ice cream truck
- butt so big she has to sit in a love seat, a cushion for each butt cheek.
- so nasty, she made Kurt Russell escape from LA.
- so nasty, when she was doing the laundry, the laundry threw her in the washer.
- so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds.
- so nasty, she went to the petting zoo and the animals made her wear gloves.
- so nasty, she makes the Right Guard turn left
- so nasty, Speed stick slowed down.
- so nasty, Secret told on her.
- so nasty, she has to sneak up on bathwater.
- so nasty, she sweats Black Flag.
Yo Mama Jokes
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