- I walked in her front door and I was on the back porch (from Alex)
- when I asked to go to the bathroom, she said, "3 boxes down and to the left."
- that when I rang the doorbell she ran upstairs stuck her head out the window and said, Ding-dong!
- I asked her to use the bathroom and she handed me a shovel and said, "May the force be with you."
- she can't afford a mop so she stands on her head to mop the floor. (thanx to LimeGirl)
- when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
- she can't afford to pay attention!
- when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
- she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
- her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
- she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
- she drives a peanut.
- she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
- burglars break in her house and leave money
- you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
- she can't pay attention.
- when I ring the doorbell, she has to say, "DING!"
- she can only afford the "Wel" on the "Welcome" mat.
- she's trying to get married so she can get the rice at the wedding.
- your TV's got two channels: on and off.
- she eats cereal with a fork so she can save milk.
- when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
- they put her face on a foodstamp.
- she used a tumbleweed for a Christmas tree.
- she hangs the toilet paper to dry.
- I saw her trying to put a food stamp into a gumball machine.
- I saw her wrestle a squirrel for a peanut.
- you can't kill the roaches in your house, cause they pay half the rent.
Yo Mama Jokes
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