- she has to hold up a sign that says "don't spit, can't swim".
- she pulls up her socks to keep her neck warm. (from LimeGirl)
- she fell off the toilet and broke her neck. (from LimeGirl)
- when she sits on a dime her legs dangle. (from LimeGirl)
- she swallowed a toothpick and grew 5 inches. (from Gremlin)
- she drives a Micro Machine. (From LimeGirl)
- she recognizes people by their shoes. (From LimeGirl)
- she has to run around in the shower just to get wet.
- you could tie a rope around her head and use her as a telephone pole.
- she swallowed a Tic-Tac and gained 5 pounds.
- she uses a cheerio for a hula-hoop
- if she had a big toe, she'd look like a golf club.
- she can peep through the keyhole with both eyes.
- she swallowed a marble and looked nine months pregnant.
Yo Mama Jokes
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