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she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
she could scare the moss off a rock!
she scares the roaches away.
the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
when she was born the doctor didn't give her shampoo.
when she was born her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
when she worked at the bakery, they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.
that your father takes her to work each day just so he won't have to kiss her goodbye.
that when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks!
your dad only takes her out on October 31st.
the doctor is still slapping her.
she trick or treats by phone.
she had to sneak up on a mirror.
she had to get her baby drunk so she could breast feed it!
when I saw her I grabbed her necklace and said easy girl, stop barking
Freddy Kreuger has nightmares about her.
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
when she walks down the street in September, people say "Is it Halloween already?"
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
that when she looks in to the mirror she says what an ugly person.
when she was born the doctor just slapped her parents.
when she tried joining an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
she makes blind kids cry.
she makes onions cry.
when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back.
the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
the psychiatrist makes her lie face-down.
when she looks in the mirror, her pimples popped back in.
when she gets up, the sun goes down.
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
on Halloween, people go as her.
she has to "Trick or Treat" over the phone.
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.
when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
when she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure!"; and her dad replied, "Yeah, let's go bury it."
when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.
her back."
her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
her mom had to feed her with a slingshot.
her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
her American Express card left home without her.
they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
when she was born, they put her in an incubator with tinted windows.
her parents first named her "Accident".
they knew what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
she must've been born on the freeway -- that's where most accidents happen.
when I see her, she reminds me of Taco Bell -- Run for the Border!
she took your dog to the Canine Show and won, your dog came in second.
I saved her life by killing a crap-eating dog on the way over.
she makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application
she scares people even with the lights out
when she tried to work a street corner Johns paid her to leave.
she walks down the street and gets aressted for attempted murder.
it looks like her neck threw up
when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes.

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